Sorry guys, I was busy and the whole rant part 2 was put on hold. You see, I was rather busy with finals at school and all this shit. Anyways, I was also busy as I tried to look for a job so I can pay the school for losing their damn Math CD-Rom thing (which contains stuff from our Math textbooks at school), so yeah, I was busy than ever. Nevertheless, here's part 2 of my Twilight rant.

Alright first off, unlike my first part, I will now discuss the movie and the characters (and actors). I want to show how much I hate them all . . . in one journal entry - whoo!

Anyways, lets start off with Edward; the oh so "perfect" guy. Yeah, what the fuck? First off, he's "perfect" in every fucking way! That's not being creative, that's just being lazy to give him fucking flaws! He has flaws, trust me, but the author has so many wetdreams of him that she makes him "perfect". Fuck.

What's funny is that the actor, Robert Pattinson, hates Twilight too! Hallelujah! But, what I hate about him is that; he's my girlfriends "actor man" which pisses me off a lot. She knows I'm insecure as Hell, so why say that in the first place?! It's like me telling her that I love another girl more than her, Hell-central.

Sorry about that, anyways, the other thing is Bella and her actor. Lets see, a stupid Mary-Sue + A boring actress = Epic fail. Hear me out, the actress only became Bella because of her looks (same with Pattinson) and not about her fucking acting skills, which are little to known. She's a bad actress as the Jonass Sisters and Manna Whoretanna are horrible singers.

The movie was too rushed and it tried hard (but failed, epically) to catch up with the book. Which made me laugh, it just goes to show you that movies based off books are fails. Except Harry Potter, which is pretty good. Same with that 1960s Russian movie, War and Peace.

The movie has some cheesy ass effects, the gliding looked like they were farting and flying at the same time! The battle scene between Edward and the other fagpire, James (or whatever his name is), looked fake as Hell too! Plust James' gliding looked like he was taking a shit!

There is only a few pros to the movie: 1) Bella's dad is bad ass with that rifle, too bad he didn't shoot Edward. 2) I can buy the D.V.D and burn it to Hell - Along with the book! And 3)It had rock music (though the emoness of Evanescence killed it - Don't get me wrong, they're good but the emoness just went way to far. Plus, Pattinson and the others who sang songs sucked, they were horrible - Like High School Musical horrible).

The movie is one of the worst movies of all time, just like the book. Now, let me tell you this, what's so great about Twilight? Is it because of the cliche story lines that came, directly, from Romeo and Juliet? Or is it because you fan girls (and guys) would like to jack/rub yourselfs off to some Edward/Bella fanservice (gross)?

As I was going on, the characters are stupid; Jacob is like a horny mutt who only wants to fuck Bella in doggy style, oh the irony. He "imprints" (coughrapecough) Bella's love child with the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie (that's her baby's name). Though that part doesn't come 'til the last part of the series (Fucking Dawn).

The author of the book said that the reason why she wrote the series is because she had a dream about it, the Hell? Is that a good excuse? No! It's like John Lennon having dreams about his songs before he makes them, but those songs based off his dreams are great songs! But the series of Twilight is a shitty dream and shitty book, with a shitty movie.

All I can say is this:
Twilight sucks
The Entire series sucks
The Host and it's sequels suck
Stephenie Meyer is a shitty writer and is Mormon (I'm a Mormon, well used to be, so don't say I'm being discriminative)
Fangirls/guys might have no lives
The actors and characters suck big shit from a donkey
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I like Tacos.

Well that's it, I may do a part three (but not about Twilight, just other shit that sucks). If you like that idea, say it. Well bye.